Journalists are talking about the fact that President Trump is taking hydroxocloroquine

because journalists are stupid and don't realize they're one day going to die and they will never

be given back the time. They spent talking about this, but will instead regret it to the very depths

of their bodies and souls as they realize that when they could have been reading a book or playing

with a child or praying or looking at the stars or who knows, even covering the news, they were

instead discussing what medicine the president was taking and turning themselves into second-rate

versions of Joe Scarborough, which would make them fourth-rate versions of themselves since Joe Scarborough

is already a second-rate version of everyone else. And so these journalists will finally have to

stare at the image of what they are and what they might have become if they hadn't wasted their

lives talking about this absolutely unimportant non-issue. Nancy Pelosi, the speaker of the house,

who was 80 years old and so has very little time left to waste, nonetheless wasted some of it

by attacking the president's physique, saying, quote, you shouldn't take this medicine because he's fat,

fat, fat, fat, a fat, fatty, porky, fat, fatso. He's so fat, he makes stacey Abrams looks like a

like a fashion model, although a really, really fat fashion model because she's even

fatter than Gerald Nadler. And that guy's a walking tub of lard and he's not even half as fat as

Michael Moore, who's even fatter than Trump, who's so fat he could die the slow, painful, horrifying

death that I've imagined for him over and over again while I'm praying for him every day,

unquote. NBC's Chuck Todd recently elected president of the Association of Degraded Hacks still

pretending to be journalists, cheered the speaker's remarks, saying, quote, this is the sort of

incisive, intelligent nuance commentary that we rely on to keep us from covering Obamacate.

Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Clevon and this is the Andrew Clevon Show.

All right, I want to say thanks to everybody. We asked you if you would get up by the

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