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Slack.com slash DHQ. Democrats have announced their new plan to reopen the economy never

so that no one will die until everyone is dead and the economy will come back after

its ceases to exist, which will be Trump's fault. The $40 quintillion plan will make

it impossible for anyone to go to work so that no one will pay taxes and those taxes

no one pays will be used to send relief to people who are out of work so they'll be

able to pay taxes, which will be used to give the money. Democrats feel their plan will

help the campaign of Joe Biden by making Biden's jibbering non-secretors seem rational in

comparison to the plan. Once elected, Biden will be placed in the Oval Office where he'll

be watered twice a day so that the birds can nest in his branches.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi came out from behind her palace walls, stepped over

the homeless people lining the sidewalks of her district, strode proudly through the

rubble of what was once San Francisco, and held a press conference among the proud and

thriving corpses of her constituents, telling a cult of worshipful reporters, quote,

only a snarling right wing due to head would want to go back to work or have a life when

people are actually dying in this country of viruses and old age and traffic accidents.

Each one of those lives is too infinitely precious for us to be able to make money and eat

meals when they are being ruthlessly destroyed by Donald Trump, who I pray for every day,

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