After an incident that is now being referred to as the night of the living journalists,

reporters are absolutely furious that President Trump criticized them just because they attempted

to slaughter and devour him. At a briefing at the White House law on the journalist rose on

moss from beneath the earth and then came slowly limping toward the presidential podium,

wearing torn mud street clothes and with their blank-eyed stairs, peering out of their tilted

slack-jawed faces. Their bodies were missing limbs and obviously dead inside,

but still animated by some mysterious hatred-like force as they launched their slow-motion

mass attack on the commander-in-chief murmuring brains. Give us brains. Afterwards, President

Trump remarked that he thought the journalists had treated him rather unfairly. The criticism

ignited a firestorm of anger in the press. On Knucklehead Row, the op-ed page of The New York Times,

a former newspaper, feminist writers Shrily Winging wrote, quote,

it is an outrage that the White House should unleash this unprovoked attack on professional

journalists who are merely trying to do their job of devouring great raw, bleeding gobs of the

president's flesh and internal organs. It is no accident this swaggering, hyper macho presidential

reaction comes just as female journalists like Brian Stelter are finding their voice,

which is a little whimpering cry from beneath the bed covers. On CNN commentator and unindicted

co-conspirator James Clapper speaking in a digitally disguised voice from a nation without a US

extradition treaty said quote, I never thought I would see the day that an American journalist could

not kill an e to Republican president without his motives being questioned. This is a direct

assault on the first amendments protection of mindless zombie-like behavior by the moral equivalent

of the living dead. And now if you'll excuse me, I have to climb out this window because here

come the police unquote. In an angry statement on NBC, Anchorman Chuck Todd said quote,

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