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Bodega Boys

Ep 89: Ranger Tings

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2017

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

The brand is strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys (from Desus & Mero on Viceland) are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Recorded at Red Bull Studios in NYC. This week: Cars, Lil Peep, how strong is the brand, killer robots, thanksgiving, aaron judge and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm just doing great. I feel good out here. You know, recently I went on my social media accounts to

0:17.0

highlight some tattoos and saw some things that I didn't like. LeBron James was talking

0:24.4

spicy saying that he's the king of New York. Let me tell you something motherfucker. You're

0:28.6

not the king of New York. You live in Cleveland. You understand me? I'm in the hood in the

0:31.7

trap all day. You know what I'm saying? I'm in the Bronx. I'm in Queens. I'm in Brooklyn.

0:35.1

I'm standing in line. I'm everywhere. I'm the real king of New York motherfucker. Nobody else can

0:38.9

catch a alley from the fucking half-court line and dunk it. You know what I'm saying? Like it's

0:42.8

fucking NBA jam. You know what I'm saying? Is the shoes? No, it's not. It's me. It's Chris

0:46.9

Stabs. It's Latvia. The Latvian God aka Alibes to you. Sock my dick from the whole back. You

0:51.9

understand me? Latvia is the fuck up. I'm the king of New York. LeBron James. Next time we see

0:56.5

you in April, motherfucker. It's gonna be April Fools day because I'm a meteor half-court

0:59.7

in Snuff you. You understand me? I'm gonna push your hairline back 10 more inches, motherfucker.

1:02.9

K.P. in the motherfucker house. Ha-la. Okay. That was strange. Okay, guys, this is this is

1:10.4

this is a bodega boy's episode 89. Enjoy the art. Do the drop. That's right. Do the fucking drop.

1:16.8

Live from Red Bull Studios, New York.

1:26.5

Yeah. Episode 89. Yeah. You know what it is. Bodega boy's in the building. 1989 episode 89

1:51.9

to tell us what for this show.

1:52.9

Show us some of this. Tell us what?

1:55.5

Shout the heart, you know what I'm saying? Sliather in. Some people say 1989 is her best album.

2:01.3

I would go as far to say perhaps because I've never listened to any show. I heard that

2:05.9

new song which you made me do and I was like, okay, no, we're not doing that. No, no, no.

2:10.5

Life is short and I can't waste my four minutes listening to this. No, I don't want to do

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