Ep 88: Brazy Roulette

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2017

⏱️ 115 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The brand is strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys (from Desus & Mero on Viceland) are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Recorded at Red Bull Studios in NYC. This week: Being an ally, Growing, Dad Life, Buck Fiftys, Getting Rich and more!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hello, hello, this is Dwayne. Dwayne.
0:17.0	Nah man, listen nigga, this is Ray Jayman.
0:19.4	Hey, cuz, listen, cuz. You're really bugging out, cuz.
0:22.6	I'm like, I open up my Instagram, I'm sitting here getting double-toppy from two sex workers.
0:28.2	You know what I'm saying that are independently contracted.
0:30.4	And I look at my Instagram feed dog, I look at my Facebook feed dog, and
0:34.8	all I see is you crying and crib walker for Jesus nigga.
0:38.8	What the fuck is going on with you dog?
0:40.8	Like, what the fuck is really good with you dog?
0:42.8	Like, you not rapping or tied right dog?
0:44.9	Like, I'm gonna have to come see you dog.
0:47.2	Like, what the fuck is going on with you?
0:49.6	Man, I just wanna see Jesus cooking eggs for my daughter.
0:55.8	Well, it's been saying here, five million for me.
0:59.3	Why ain't it come through yet?
1:01.4	Dr. Dre's deal is actually for $10 billion man.
1:06.0	Man, what the fuck are you talking about dog?
1:07.8	Listen, get off the motherfucking farm right now, sit down in your fucking couch.
1:10.8	I'm coming to you crib right now.
1:11.8	I got six families, I got four pools in the back, two indoor pools, two outdoor pools.
1:16.0	You know what I'm saying? Just in case your niggas refuse.
1:18.2	Niggas Ray Jay, nigga.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Desus Nice & THE KID MERO, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Desus Nice & THE KID MERO and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.