The Democratic National Committee has issued corrections to previous left-wing convictions

that have now become inoperative.

In a pamphlet, which was immediately adopted as the formal style book of the New York Times,

a former newspaper, the DNC said it, quote, wish to clarify our previous statements of

deeply held belief in order to eliminate any misapprehension that we were telling the

truth when we made them, which might hamper our descent into incontourable hypocrisy."

First among the statements was, believe all women. The DNC pamphlets says, quote, obviously

we were just kidding. Can anyone take a joke anymore? After all, women make up approximately

50% of the world's liars, making it impossible to know whether they're telling the truth

or not without careful investigation by the FBI in the case of Republicans and by the DNC

in the case of Democrats. Only after it is determined whether the accused is a Republican

or a Democrat, can we know whether the woman should be in the first place believed or in

the second ignored, then rejected, can quietly destroy it.

Unquote.

A second statement that is now inoperative is, descent is patriotic. The pamphlet says, quote,

this is a simple typo and we actually meant descent is patriotic, meaning any protest that

descends from Marxist radicalism and is intended to destroy the country to which patriots feel

patriotic is patriotic, whereas patriotic descent, calling for freedom and economic reopening,

is unpatriotic because it spelled differently. Unquote.

This brings the pamphlet to the third statement, flatten the curve, which the pamphlet says,

quote, was clearly intended as straightforward advice to sinker ball pitchers and baseball

and should not imply any promise that we would reopen the economy after protecting our

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