4.6 • 668 Ratings
🗓️ 4 July 2018
⏱️ 72 minutes
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For decades, people have gone on record with a surprising level of consistency, telling stories of their experience being abducted by aliens. Bright lights, paralysis, transportation, experimentation, and a whole lot more. But we do avoid saying the phrase "anal probe," which we're pretty proud of. Well. Until now. Dammit.
On this episode of The What If? Podcast, we discuss this lasting phenomenon, tell the story of Charles Hickson and Calvin Parker and their abduction from the shores of a river in Mississippi. We also play some listener voicemails from our many buddies, and discuss the joys of new home ownership.
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the What If Podcast with your host, Spencer with Davis and Ryan Copperude. |
0:08.0 | Hello! |
0:09.7 | Hey! |
0:10.5 | Hi! |
0:11.7 | What's up, bud? |
0:12.7 | Hey! |
0:15.4 | How's the first couple days of homeownership going for you? |
0:19.4 | Well... |
0:20.6 | Face your fears, son. |
0:25.2 | If I were to use an adjective, I would say, |
0:29.3 | swimmingly. |
0:30.7 | Oh. |
0:32.3 | Because I'm swimming in my basement. |
0:35.6 | That's not where you're supposed to swim, bud. |
0:37.5 | Correct. That's too much you're supposed to swim, bud. Correct. |
0:38.3 | That's too much, too much inside, bud. |
0:40.9 | Actually, I was making a joke with some coworkers today |
0:43.9 | that I was going to get a kitty pool on a Fourth of July sale |
0:47.9 | and stick it in my basement underneath the leak |
0:50.8 | and just have my Fourth of July party |
0:53.1 | underneath my basement |
0:55.9 | bathroom leak |
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