Ep. #87 - What If You Made A Black Hole In Your Basement? - CERN, Large Hadron Collider

The What If? Podcast

Spencer Wirth-Davis & Ryan Kopperud

Society & Culture

4.6 • 668 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Conspiracies abound from the past decade, swirling around a laboratory in Geneva that houses the world's largest machine - the Large Hadron Collider, brought to all of us by the folks at CERN. Are they summoning demons? Are they opening portals to another dimension? Are they creating black holes in their basement, and none of us can know? Are they just doing things so smart that we all get scared?

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0:00.0	Don't fall asleep on me.
0:03.0	You should be awake to the things I say.
0:06.0	I'm on your frequency every day.
0:10.0	Hey Ryan.
0:11.0	Dada-da-da-da-da-da-dun-da-dun.
0:15.0	Huh?
0:16.0	Da-da-da-da-da-da.
0:18.0	That's my circus music for my myself. Yeah, that works.
0:21.6	Is that your entrance music now? You got circus entrance music?
0:24.6	I just feel a little circusy this week, you know.
0:26.6	Turns out biting off a little bit more than you can chew in life all at once.
0:30.6	Also has some further effects.
0:34.6	Is that still here?
0:35.6	It's still here, but it feels slightly, uh, slightly unstable at the moment.
0:41.5	That'll happen. But you know what? We're gonna, uh, we're gonna fucking hang out and jam with you guys and talk about
0:47.9	fucking aliens. Do you want to hear two of my favorite voicemails we've ever gotten? Yeah, and I think we have more than two to, do we want to share some more than two?
0:56.9	We'll play a few.
0:57.7	All right, we're going to play a handful of, so we put out the call for y'all to call 612-2-4-6-4-6-14
1:04.0	and leave us a voicemail.
1:05.7	And all of you did.
1:08.4	Every one of you.
1:09.4	Hey, boys, it's a bear here.
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