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Hello and welcome to our flettical mince with me Bob Mortimer.

It's so lovely to have you on board today and we hope you're enjoying good health

and happiness in your lives. Before we commence the show I would like you to imagine

you're laid on a blanket and a sundap of clearing with only the sound of birds sold for company.

You stretch out your legs and arms and then out a contented side all this well in the world.

You shut your own eyes and allow the gently breeze to flow across your face.

All this peace and serenity and then inside the breeze you smell dog dirt, light at first but

then heavy and fresh in your nostrils. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome my co-host Mr Andrew Dors.

Oh that was nice for me. I was going oh sorry.

Oh Andrew Dorsen and she glad he's not your son.

Oh Mr Dorsen he comes from sunlight.

Oh Mr Dorsen his chicken dip is a frozen.

That's Mr Dorsen.

He comes from sunlight.

All right Andrew morning Bob did you enjoy that?

Not really did you enjoy me it was quite a week I thought.

Well I know it was rude. It was personally rude it was it covered one of your favorite topics

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