EP. 88: The Credit Card Thief

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 On Today’s Show: My Mom is considering not drinking on the show. Someone close to me has stolen my credit card information. WHO THOUGH? Who’s This Mystery Man that’s hitting on my Mom on Facebook? Wanna know what happens when you’re dating 2 different women and they show up at the same place?? DATING DISASTER! Today’s Quote: “You have to grow. It’s just not something that is natural. You have to be taught the way of peace, the way of love, the way of nonviolence. And in the religious sense, in the moral sense, you can say in the bosom of every human being, there is a spark of the divine." - John Lewis Good News: More Than One Million UK Citizens Have Quit Smoking During the COVID-19 Pandemic Shaq Pulls Over to Help Florida Woman After Her Car Crashed . Made Me Laugh: Shaq impersonation by Aries Spears Call the show anytime and leave a voicemail: 1-888-KRAMER-8 Tell your smart speaker: "Play Certified Mama's Boy Podcast" Follow us on social media: Instagram Facebook Love You Forever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Just imagine it for one second. Put yourself in these shoes, okay? You're casually dating, you're playing the field, right? You're open about it, but that doesn't make any less complicated.
0:10.0	You have a date for a big concert that night. You roll in and guess who you walk right into.
0:16.0	Another girl you're dating today on the show.
0:20.0	Hi, my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:24.4	You're not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.
0:29.3	And this is the certified mama's boy podcast. Hey, welcome the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:33.7	Hey, welcome the certified mama's boy
0:35.3	podcast. I'm Steve Kramer.
0:37.2	What a week?
0:38.0	What a week has been for this show.
0:39.3	Thank you so much for all of our new people that
0:41.0	are here checking out the show for maybe the first time.
0:43.4	I am a tad under the weather today.
0:47.2	I want to just be honest with you up front about that.
0:49.2	I'm typically about 20% more energetic than this so but thank you this is a feel good
0:55.2	podcast that's what it's supposed to do it's supposed to be here for a daily like
0:57.9	it's someone you tune into daily and kind of catch up with your friends that's what I
1:00.8	want it to feel like for you and and it's done with my mom because
1:03.5	she is just a daily dose of sunshine for you. Hi mom. Hi honey. So are you just not going to
1:10.4	drink during the show anymore? Is that the consensus I'm getting here?
1:14.7	Well I gained two pounds and I'm like oh dear I hadn't weighed this week and and I waited this morning. I was like, oh no, what am I doing differently?
1:26.3	I'm like, I'm still exercising, I'm still eating sick.
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