EP. 87: They Think I Have Corona Virus...

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 On Today’s Show: Doctors think I might have Corona Virus. My Mom has a stranger sliding in her Facebook DM’s How would you feel if you knew your significant other was deleting these text message behind your back? ASK MY MOM. Today’s Quote: “I wish I could show you when you are lonely or in darkness the astonishing light of your own being.” - Hafiz Good News: More Than One Million UK Citizens Have Quit Smoking During the COVID-19 Pandemic Shaq Pulls Over to Help Florida Woman After Her Car Crashed . Made Me Laugh: Shaq impersonation by Aries Spears Call the show anytime and leave a voicemail: 1-888-KRAMER-8 Tell your smart speaker: "Play Certified Mama's Boy Podcast" Follow us on social media: Instagram Facebook Love You Forever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's not the words you want to hear first thing in the morning. You might have the coronavirus, but that's exactly the way I woke up this morning
0:06.8	Not the best news to to wake up to, but
0:12.0	We'll explore it on today's show.
0:15.1	Hi, my name's Kramer, and I am proud to admit
0:17.9	that I am a mama's boy.
0:19.5	You're not just any mama's boy,
0:21.6	you're a certified mama's boy.
0:24.6	And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:28.6	Welcome to a very sickly edition
0:30.0	of the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:31.9	I'm Steve Kramer. I do this podcast the feel good
0:35.3	podcast with my mom Nancy Nancy who's literally
0:39.1	Seriously prove me wrong. There's anybody greater in the world than my mom. Like she's just the best.
0:44.1	She gets the best advice, the best words of wisdom, she'll make you laugh, she'll make you think.
0:47.6	This is my mom, Nancy Yancey. Hi mom. Hi, mom. Hi, honey.
0:51.7	Okay, let's go ahead and get right into it because they think I might have coronavirus and
0:56.8	if you weren't here yesterday I took pretty much an off day. I just did not have the energy to do a show and then today I'm probably
1:05.1	maybe 30% better than I was yesterday because I'd woken up in a pile of sweat this morning and I was like,
1:10.3	ew that's not good. And by the way if you saw that picture that was me after I was like, oh, that's not good. And by the way, if you saw that picture,
1:13.3	that was me after I was sleeping in a full clothes,
1:16.1	or not full clothes, but I had underwear and a shirt on,
1:18.4	but I still like sweat it all the way through that.
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