Ep 88 - Mortification Station

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.7 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Kevin had his opening night of the pantomime but the first show didn't go as smoothly as he would have liked and he was a small bit traumatised. PJ is also a small bit traumatised this week as he has developed a lisp since he started wearing his new retainer. Then because they had a load of submissions that they never got to last time they read out some more mortifying moments. There's a story about a waitress assaulting a customer who she believed to be her friend with a menu, a woman having a really awkward encounter with a mirror in a shop in Dublin and an altar server who took their role at the church a little too seriously and the lads are left squealing at the chaos of it all.

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0:00.0	Also, you have billboards of you all over Cork City, go out and take some pictures with them and put up a post about it.
0:06.7	What, and be like that?
0:07.7	Yeah, I can't wait to go to Cork, I'm going to be like a proud man running around the city taking pictures of you and all the different billboards or everywhere.
0:14.2	Yeah, I didn't actually think about that, I would actually have a picture with a billboard chase.
0:17.2	Now, I was screaming actually actually I forgot about this so it was the week the show opened in
0:21.9	the Panto and obviously on the side of the opera house where Kevin's doing the Panto that's a huge
0:27.2	poster and Kevin's like huge in it and it's like sleeping beauty Panto and it's a big picture of
0:32.6	Kevin and this girl sends me this big long message on my Instagram going PJ I'm just so proud of how
0:39.1	far you and Kevin have come I just passed the app house and saw a huge picture of ye and I just
0:45.1	want to message you and say like how proud I am of you I've been a listener since day one and I
0:49.0	messaged Racken and I goes hey girlie thank you so much yeah I'm so proud of Kev but I'm actually
0:53.2	not in the vento like that I'm not in the poster she was like really I could have sworn it thank you so much Yeah, I'm so proud of care But I'm actually not in the panto
0:54.3	Like that I'm not in the poster
0:55.5	She was like
0:56.2	Really, I could have sworn it was you
0:57.9	So I can't wait to see the poster
0:59.3	To be like
0:59.8	Which one does she think is me
1:01.4	Which one? Because
1:02.4	It's not Prince Charming
1:04.3	Because you don't look one bit like him
1:05.6	But then the king is wearing
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