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Slack.com slash DHQ. As the long Chinese flu crisis created by China

continues to be Chinese, different sorts of Americans are handling it in different

ways. Republican President Donald Trump says he's forming a commission to examine how

to get the country back to work again. Conversely, left this columnist Paul Krugman of the New

York Times, a former newspaper, says Trump is wrong and we should instead despair and

die, languishing in our homes until the food runs out and we devour first our pets

than our children, after which only those people who wear tinfoil hats so they can receive

messages from heaven, which is located on the planet Bingbong, will be allowed to emerge

into the light of a new tomorrow and build an entire society of people named Paul Krugman,

who worked for the New York Times, a former newspaper, which will have now become thoth

the many-eyed destroyer of worlds. In Texas, Republican Governor Greg Abbott is preparing

to gradually lift lockdown orders and reopen the economy. In Michigan, Democrat Governor

Gretchen Whitmer has ordered $10,000 fines for anyone who looks out their window or believes

in God and assigned into law to create a lawy-neared-aware military uniform, including a large Napoleon

style hat with a peacock feather in it. The law also requires anyone who thinks of her

to remark out loud how attractive she looks in her new hat and how powerful yet merciful

she is in her complete control of every aspect of Michigan life. Those who do not will be executed

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