Ep. 87 Happy Science Pt 1: Horny for Learnin'

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week we're covering another one of the most requested cults we've been asked to cover in our "stint" as a podcast. Known for producing anime for over 20 years and having some of the most insane beliefs of any "major religion", Happy Science is the perfect subject for a Cult Podcast two part series. In part one, Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life of Ryuho Okawa, President of Happy Science. Get ready for poetry, anime, and our favorite new character: Dr. Lube!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everybody this is Armando Torres and this is the show before the show and I'm Paige Wesley and with us we have
0:05.4	Andre Agasato yay And we've got a great episode for you. It's all about anime and colts and a lot of me saying the wrong words probably
0:15.8	But before that we got some more five-star reviews
0:20.0	This first review comes to us. Fuck this first review comes to us from us from your dad part two.
0:28.0	Oh, oh, uh, okay, so my dad did not think the first review went through and did not know exactly how to leave
0:37.1	a review.
0:38.1	So I do believe he entered two reviews?
0:40.1	I don't think so.
0:41.1	I think this is somebody pretending to be your dad well what because the title is I'm a reviewing boy
0:47.8	The return no that's that still sounds like my dad and they wrote it in the voice of Charles Manson.
0:54.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:56.0	Your dad is the best.
0:57.0	Laredo me vassal.
1:00.0	That's how I get into it by the way.
1:02.0	It's your boy Charles Manson. I almost had an aneurysm when you guys read my last review
1:08.4	Just wanted to say that cold podcast is the best podcast around. I love you guys so much I'd kill for you.
1:15.0	Or for anyone really put an emoji here but I'm not sure what the
1:20.8	emoji is because the mojies don't show up on iTunes.
1:24.4	Remember he did that in the last one?
1:26.2	Yeah, I think it's a spider.
1:27.6	Anyways, thanks for being the best podcast a coal leader could ask for.
1:31.4	Much love Charles Manson and the oily boy band.
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