Ep. 86 Universal Medicine: Street Tennis

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

History, True Crime, Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

We're back with a real cult this week after our April Fool's Day romp. (Allegedly.) And what better way to bring us back than with one of the most requested cults that's ever graced our email inbox. (Allegedly.) Paige takes Mando and Andrea through a group who's fresh off of losing a lawsuit and their leader who's soon to be fresh off of losing a game of street tennis to Armando. (Allegedly.) Also, we're going to be completely honest with you, the last 8 minutes are entirely about Australian spiders and it's both hilarious and terrifying to anyone who hates spiders. (Not allegedly. Definitely.) So, get your flamethrowers ready. We're headed to Australia, baby.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody this is Armando Torres and this is you're listening to the show before the show and I'm Paige Wesley and with us we have Andrei
0:08.1	Cacotta. Yay! So uh, hey welcome to this episode. It's all about Australia and believe it or not,
0:16.8	fucking spiders. We spend a lot of time on spiders. I'm very uncomfortable. Not okay with it.
0:21.6	But this one is something that you guys have been requesting a lot we get into it it's really great
0:26.9	but before that we got some more five-star review
0:31.8	So this first one comes to us from Manatee Hugs and the title is
0:35.6	colts laughs cheese do you like colts but don't like being sad about colts fear
0:40.8	not the gang at colt podcasts balance the horrors of cult life with jokes, laughs, and cheese.
0:46.7	The community that's developed around this podcast on Facebook and other social media
0:50.7	is just as great as the podcast itself.
0:53.0	One downside?
0:54.3	Since I've started listening,
0:55.7	I've spent significantly more money on cheese.
0:59.5	I support this.
1:00.3	I support this 100%.
1:01.8	If you're looking for where to start try two holes filled with
1:04.3	seedy that's a great one that is a good one that's our
1:06.6	queerful episode yeah yeah this one is from cat me lowny and oh you guys didn't you guys meet her in the Pacific Northwest I believe so this is the
1:16.8	person that we met yeah yeah the title is finally and it says Finally, a podcast for Southern Gator Lawyers.
1:26.6	This podcast includes but is not limited to Hilarity, colts, nonsense, Charles Manson, and Tom Fullery.
1:35.0	The accompanying program is a work of opinion based on facts.
1:39.3	I object to the very notion that this podcast isn't perfect.
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