Okay, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the We're Having a Good Time podcast.

My name's Dusty Slay, and I'm here with my wife and co-host, Hannah Sle.

Hello. All right. So, you know, this will be a bit of picking up the pieces podcast.

Where do we go from here? I mean, now that the eclipse has come and the earthquakes were set off at the New Madrid

fault line and the Mississippi River expanded destroying Memphis and St. Louis and New Orleans

and, you know, the CERN unleashed a new Mandela effect where now we no longer even

remember our past because everything has been so scrambled.

And then NASA shot rockets at the moon, destroying it to a bunch of pieces

and those pieces falling down, hitting the oceans and lands causing tidal waves and more earthquakes.

Where do we go from here?

Oh, I'm sorry.

That was a podcast I had planned to do this week.

But unfortunately, nothing happened.

Unfortunately, we are all still alive.

Here we are.

I was looking for an early retirement. I was hoping to cash out, go right to

heaven and just chill. But here we are, all still alive. Now, how do you feel? Because, you know,

there was people telling you, you know, don't listen to TikTok dusty dusty. But, you know, then nothing happened.

And you're like, well, okay.

I didn't change anything about the way I live normally.

So, you know, the only thing I did differently was I didn't go to, you know, do the Nateland

podcast and go to Kentucky somewhere and sit on a football field and do a podcast. Yeah.

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