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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:00.0

You have a news guy hat and do you do like fedoras and stuff too?

0:03.6

No.

0:04.2

No.

0:04.6

No, I don't do fedoras because I think people look pretentious and fedoras.

0:08.4

Yeah, like Bert.

0:09.3

You know, he's wears a fucking stupid fedora.

0:12.8

I don't think he could look pretentious if he wore an ass guard.

0:16.4

I know.

0:17.0

There's so much working against him getting pretentious.

0:19.9

Yeah, mostly his face.

0:21.4

Yeah, yeah.

0:22.5

His face, his voice, his bad grooming.

0:25.4

100% 100%.

0:31.4

I feel like we would crush it as gay guys though.

0:34.6

Don't you feel like it right now?

0:37.4

Well, you're in good shape.

0:38.6

I mean, it really is.

0:39.6

Like being gay is like a varsity sport.

0:42.3

Like, there's a lot of working out that goes into it.

0:45.4

There really is.

0:46.2

Yeah.

0:46.6

I mean, the thing is too, I was telling someone yesterday that I feel like the best compliment

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