Ep 86: The Eyes of March
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2014
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Parties abound as Commander Hayes and Holographic Abraham Lincoln struggle to reconcile their private lives with their professional and/or holographic lives.
Improvised on Feb. 23rd from a title suggested by Paul Nichols via Facebook.
With guest Mary Beth Smith of the Nerdologues and the MBSing podcast.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, all right. And let's see. Perfect. All right. And let's see perfect all right |
| 0:25.6 | okay all right drinks are ready food is ready uh everyone got their invitation |
| 0:33.3 | come in hey commander hey laura am you the first one here. Oh my gosh. You like to be, you know, just a little bit early, you know. Yeah, wonderful. Come on in. Because I like to be in the corner already when other people arrive. Just in the corner? Just sitting in the corner. Cool. Well, let me take that from you. Thank you very much. |
| 0:54.7 | I'll put that on the table. Just a little housewarming, quarters of warming. Yeah. Is this, |
| 0:58.9 | is there a beverage in here, or is this just obscene? No, that is just a phallus. Okay. All right. Well, thank you. |
| 1:06.3 | Can I get you something to drink? Yeah. Could you put some wine in that fallas for me? |
| 1:12.8 | Computer. A fallace worth of wine. All right. Come in. Oh, let me get in the corner. Commander. Hey, Captain. |
| 1:22.9 | Commander Cola was sorry that she couldn't make it today, but she's refilling some of her jars, if you know what I mean. Oh, oh, I do. That's fine. You know, sometimes you're just not in the mood for a party. But I brought you some Romulan ale. Oh, fantastic. Wow, this is totally illegal, sir. I know, I know. I got four bottles of that a couple years ago, and I've been saving it for a special occasion. |
| 2:02.1 | I might. And I thought this was it. Well, thank you. I might steal this away for a little later. That's fine. That sounds good to me. Yeah. No, I brought this little thermos jug full of sea breeze anyway. So I'll be all set. Wonderful. Enjoy the hors d'oeuvres. Lorum's in the corner. Oh, yeah, already touching yourself. |
| 2:02.6 | Great. |
| 2:03.0 | Come in. |
| 2:02.6 | Sorry, I'm already touching yourself. Great. |
| 2:03.0 | Come in. |
| 2:05.3 | Sorry, I'm a little late, guys. |
| 2:08.1 | 60 seconds late. This is embarrassing. |
| 2:11.1 | I was down in the holodeck with Fritz. We've started trying to run holodeck simulations to see if we could prevent major historical assassinations. |
| 2:17.5 | So we've just been simulating the month and a half leading up to Abraham Lincoln's |
| 2:21.1 | assassination. So, you know, it's like mid-March in the simulation. |
| 2:26.0 | Are you, like, telling Abe about this? |
| 2:28.2 | Yeah, he's participating in it. Like, he wants to know, like, if he could have prevented |
| 2:33.0 | his own death. Oh, wow. So you're running it in real time? Yeah, it's running in real time. |
| 2:38.1 | Interesting. And I'm playing Edward Seward, and Fritz is playing John Wilkes Booth. |
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