Ep 85: The Search for Sock

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2014

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Something's afoot after a sinister intruder has invaded Corbomite's quarters. Can the crew get to the bottom of this darned mystery?

With special guest Bill Stern.

Improvised on February 9th, 2014, from a suggestion by Pedro Silhy via Facebook.

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0:00.0	Shields up, Red Alert. Sorry to interrupt your conversation, Captain. I'm sorry, Admiral Damocles. We'll have to talk to you later. Screen off.
0:12.6	Captain, there is an intruder on board the ship.
0:16.6	What?
0:17.2	I don't know how. I don't know who, but someone has been stealing material from the Sisypice.
0:24.8	What sort of material?
0:26.1	Well, right now, the only thing that's missing are my socks.
0:30.6	But the fact of the matter is, I have gone over my quarters.
0:35.6	I have scanned with a tricorder.
0:37.2	They are gone. They are not under a bed. They are not in with a tricorder. They are gone.
0:38.0	They are not under a bed.
0:39.7	They are not in the back of a drawer.
0:41.3	They are gone.
0:42.1	We'll take care of this.
0:43.0	Commander, I have a question.
0:44.0	Are all your socks, not just like one sock at a time or anything?
0:48.1	All of my left socks.
0:51.4	This is Captain Baxter, speaking to the entire crew of the USS Sisyphus.
0:57.2	I am outraged. I am furious right now with all of you. Someone has been stealing all of Commander
1:05.4	Hayes' left socks. Now I would like to believe that there is an intruder aboard this ship
1:10.6	that is doing that.
1:11.6	If so, we are going into immediate lockdown.
1:14.2	But if I find out it was one of the crew members, you will spend the next four months in the brig with Pancakes Johnson.
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