Welcome back to the re-education.

Today's monologue is a look at the expiration of Henry Kissinger after a century.

My guest is Tevi Troy, back for a third time to discuss Kissinger's legacy,

as well as his latest trip to Israel and the state of the rot at America's most expensive universities.

Thank you. America's most expensive universities. Kissinger stayed in the game just to juice his stats, okay?

When you look at the season splits, Cheney's numbers were better.

Not to mention Kissinger came in after Vietnam started.

I mean, he was chasing wars the way Durant chases rings, you know?

Anyone can join a super team, but Cheney built his wars from the ground up. I mean, he carried George

W. Bush on his back. Also, how can Kissinger be the war crimes goat when he won the Nobel Peace Prize, you

f*** an idiot?

That's what makes him the goat, you fucking moron.

Do you know how good a war criminal you have to be to win a peace prize for wars?

You escalator?

The dude's got the numbers and the hardware.

Count the rings, bitch. Okay, okay, okay. So that was the Daily Shrish escalator. The dude's got the numbers and the hardware.

Count the rings, bitch.

So that was the Daily Show segment on whether Henry Kissinger or Dick Cheney was the Michael Jordan of war criminals, the goat.

This idea that a towering statesman of the 20th century, a man of history, is in reality a super villain,

is what the performative left in 2023 considers sophisticated.

It's a new conventional wisdom of sorts, stunting, once interesting institutions,

like Comedy Central's Daily Show, not to mention millennial and Gen Z online opinion in general,

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