Hey, H.B.S. You're listening to Heaving Bozoms. The podcast were two best friends, read romance novels, and bask in the talent, depth, drive, and devotion of mostly female creators, while also not taking ourselves too seriously.

Before we get started, we have a Patreon shout out.

This one goes out to Monica M and we're still knee-deep in the fearsome critters of Lumberjack Loor.

Monica, you are a Galawakus, or Northern Devilcat,

a fearsome critter who makes an impact on everyone you come in contact with.

You are a combination of a lion, bear, and a panther known for its bone rattling screech.

And, of course, your graceful courage.

You have eyes that glow like embers,

and your gaze is so intense that a lumberjack cannot look into your eyes without forgetting their own name.

Yeah, that definitely sounds like you lady. Get it.

All right, and now we are going to just go right in to Haven by Rebecca Weatherspoon because I cannot wait any longer.

Hooray! Hi Aaron. Hello melody how are you doing great. How are you? Doing great.

I'm pretty darn good.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm pretty darn good.

I have a new obsession.

What is it?

Oh, it's this trashy American TV show called Paradise Hotel.

Paradise Hotel.

Oh, is that the one that the previews look exactly like Jane the Virgin only drama?

No, it's a reality show.

Oh, then never mind.

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