Hey everyone you're listening to heaving bosoms the podcast were two best friends read

romance novels to stay connected and enjoy this

often grisly world.

First, let's get started with a Patreon shout out.

Buckle up HB's.

I asked Aaron for some help in writing the next batch of

Patreon shotouts, and she chose to base them all

on a website about the fearsome critters of Lumberjack lore that she found. So here we go.

Becky, see, you are a dung-of-en-hooter, a crocodile-like creature that resides in the northern woods of the United States.

The dunk-of-in-hooter uses its huge tail to myrally drunk lumberjacks

and then jumps up and down on them until they turn into a vapor

that it inhales to live.

The only sound you make is a snort, but that's okay because you can use that for both humor and disapproval, which are really the only two things you need to express anyway.

The world needs more ladies who will take absolutely no shit, so you enjoy inhaling your drunk lumberjacks.

All right, let's dive into part two of Fires of Winter by Joanna Lindsay.

The same content warnings for rape, kidnapping,

and violence apply.

Here we go. Hi, Errod.

Hello.

Hi, Errod.

Hello. Melody. How are you, Madam? I'm okay. I'm not psyched to talk about the rest of this book. I'll tell you that. Me

bucking it neither. Because I only read the first half of this book.

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