Ep. 859 - Trump vs the Invisible Man
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2020
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The media is cheering Joe Biden's fighting spirit after video emerged of the Democrat presidential candidate beating a voter to death with a tyrant and bearing his body in a shallow grave. |
| 0:11.0 | The incident occurred at a campaign stop in Michigan that Biden thought was in Mississippi. |
| 0:15.0 | The voter approached Biden and asked him about his record on gun rights, whereupon Biden flew into a rage and would have shouted four letter words at the man, but could only remember words of three letters or less. |
| 0:25.0 | Apparently mistaking the voter for the villainous reptile Randy Boggs from the movie Monsters Inc., which the former vice president very much enjoyed, Biden shouted, |
| 0:34.0 | I'll never let you kidnap boo, seize the tyrant and beat the man to death, then dragged his body outside while screaming at the sky for his mother to forgive him and bury the voter in a shallow grave. |
| 0:45.0 | At CNN, anchorwoman Shapley Nudnik applauded the vice president's response and quote, he's a fighter all right. This is the kind of high spirited battle or Democrat voters are looking for in a candidate. |
| 0:56.0 | Now we know this will be a president who won't be pushed around, but will respond to the slightest provocation with a nuclear attack while hallucinating his Darth Vader destroying Alder on. |
| 1:07.0 | The current president is rude and uncivil, but Joe Biden is a good and decent man if you don't get too close to him or let him sneak up behind you and grab your shoulders and sniff your hair. |
| 1:16.0 | Then he's just creepy and dangerous. |
| 1:18.0 | Unquote, Democrat leaders also praise Biden, Cory Booker endorsed the former vice president saying quote, I'm not going to cow-tow to any Republican double standard. |
| 1:28.0 | If Donald Trump can curse and call people names, then Joe Biden can deteriorate into a blithering homicidal maniac who doesn't know where he is or what he's doing. |
| 1:37.0 | Unquote, Biden responded to Cory Booker's praise by thanking Carrie Fisher for her support and saying she was wonderful in the movie Spartacus. |
| 1:45.0 | Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show. |
| 2:16.0 | I often quote the old political expression, you can't beat someone with no one, but it actually seems like the Democrats are going to try to do exactly that. |
| 2:26.0 | Joe Biden has to be fair to him, consolidated one of the more startling comebacks in recent political history, his campaign returned from death's door to win first South Carolina, then crush his main rival Bernie Sanders on Super Tuesday, and then yesterday score resounding victories in Michigan, Idaho, Mississippi and Missouri. |
| 2:44.0 | Now, I said Biden's campaign came back, but not Biden himself. His comeback is the result of a full court press by the Democrat machine, the loyalty of black voters, and the fact that the young voters who powered the Sanders campaign probably realized that the last minute they had no clue what they were talking about and stayed home smoking dope and watching porn where they belong. |
| 3:04.0 | As for Biden himself, he's an empty man whose principles blow with the wind and whose cognitive abilities are clearly turning to dust as we watch. If he's the candidate, the Democrats and the media, but I repeat myself, are going to have to cover for him, they're going to have to keep him out of ad lib and confrontational situations as much as possible, and then just lie like crazy about all the rest. And you can bet that is exactly what they're going to do. |
| 3:32.0 | So if Biden gets the nomination right now, it looks like he will Trump is going to be running against an empty suit, a Democrat media machine, and a coalition of voters who hate him, which could be a powerful combination. |
| 3:44.0 | It's also going to be a wonderful metaphor of our current situation because it'll be a battle between conservative truth and left this narrative between reality and appearance. |
| 3:56.0 | Trump's personal flaws are real, but so are his undeniable political and policy triumphs. The economy is suffering from the Chinese flu, but still strong in large part because of his policies. |
| 4:08.0 | The ISIS caliphate is gone, again, his decision. We're getting out of Afghanistan again because of him. Illegal immigration is down because of Trump. Almost 200 great judges have been appointed, and all of this while Democrat enclaves throughout the country are deteriorating. |
| 4:25.0 | Specifically because of leftist policies and practices. Joe Biden may win or lose, but he's never going to actually govern anything. He's no longer competent to do that. |
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