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Slack.com slash DHQ. Democrats say the coronavirus is causing a tremendous panic throughout America,

or it will if they have anything to do with it. A sobbing Chuck Schumer, who seems to have

a job in the government somewhere, said in a speech to anyone who would listen, quote,

this could cause more deaths than the repeal of net neutrality. We can all remember how

that created apocalyptic scenes of people dying in the streets begging for just one small

drop of neutrality to keep them going, while Republicans laugh heartlessly then slaughter

the few survivors by pulling out of the Paris climate accord. And okay, that only happened

in Democrat speeches, but with the coronavirus, it could be real, or at least we can always

hope, unquote. Congressman Adam Schiff woke up in a state of Christmas like wonder to discover

that the Trump administration was actually facing a crisis that he hadn't personally created.

Schiff, in a statement released to his favorite fluffy teddy bear, named Chuck Todd, said, quote,

this isn't like all that crap we made up during impeachment about the constitution being

in danger or whatever garbage we were spewing. This is real. People could actually get sick

and die. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Unquote. Schiff then danced around the living room

in his plaid onesie until it was time to have a hot cup of cocoa. Although there are currently

only a few cases of the virus in the US, President Trump has sent a request to Congress for

emergency funds to handle any further outbreak. But Democrats say it's not enough because

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