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Infants on Thrones

Ep 85 – Two Years and Kicking

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.71K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2014

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

On June 20th, 2012, six infantile men came together to create a legacy that will last a lunchtime…. Now, two years later, we look back and say, “What the hell were we thinking?” Happy Birthday to us.

Transcript

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Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats of plastic plates the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.

0:13.3

Ugh, does it feel like you're doing laps and eating food and taking

0:16.6

maps and hoping that someday perhaps your life will hold some cheer.

0:20.1

Happy birthday.

0:21.1

What have you done that matters? Happy birthday. What have you done that matters?

0:23.0

Happy birthday.

0:24.0

You're starting to get fatter.

0:26.0

Happy birthday.

0:28.0

It's downhill from now on.

0:29.0

Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

0:32.8

This is infants on thrones.

0:36.8

The philosophies of men, mingled with humans.

0:40.8

We are of the court. We are of the court.

0:43.0

Yeah!

0:45.0

Welcome back to Infants on Thrones.

0:50.0

I'm Glenn O'Sland and today we're going to give you a kind of a birthday episode, an anniversary episode of sorts.

0:59.0

I'm going to start with a little bit of history.

1:01.0

So here's something that you may not know about me a little

1:05.3

over two years ago in March 2012 I was excommunicated communicated. that I had been expressing myself through for a couple of years.

1:24.0

I have fired people from the podcast.

1:27.7

Now, there was no court of love.

1:29.8

There was no news conference or fanfare of any kind just a quick boot out the door because I had

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