Ep 84: We are Never Ever Ever Getting Back to Our Spaceship

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2014

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

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Improvised December 1, 2013 from a suggestion by Derek Koshinski.

Edited by Roger Payton.

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0:00.0	Where did we park it?
0:12.0	We were in lot B.
0:13.0	We've been walking around this parking lot for close to, you know, 25 minutes.
0:18.0	I seriously think someone is altering reality around us. I think we're just idiots and
0:22.6	we forgot where we parked the spaceship. Okay, I took a picture on the tricorder. Does this look
0:28.9	like anything any of us can see? Yes, it looks like that over there, right? Yeah. It also
0:34.4	looks like that over there. Oh. I remember this purple runabout that's park right here. I feel like I remember seeing this when we were on our way in. That's a classic runabout. I'm going to throw out the wild suggestion. I say we'd say hell to it. We'd spend the night here and we'd spend another day at amusement of park planet. Well, it's pretty fun and I didn't get to see the magical light parade.
0:56.0	We have a lot to do on the ship though, guys.
0:59.0	Lorum, Corbamite, Fritz, Rita, Dr. Zonelson.
1:03.0	Attention, you Park Planet guests!
1:07.0	Wow, that's loud.
1:08.0	We are now announcing the kickoff of Tweenfest.
1:13.7	Trees, rush the gates.
1:18.1	Crick, am I a tween?
1:19.5	No, I think those are Treen.
1:21.7	Oh my God, Ska-Bee! I'm A WARREN. A WERE. A WERE.
1:29.3	A WERE.
1:30.3	A
1:31.3	A Space, the final frontier.
2:04.9	These are the voyages of the starship's Sisyphus.
2:08.7	It's five-year mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations,
2:15.9	to boldly go where no one has gone before.
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