Ep 83: A Game of Captains' Chairs
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2014
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Struggles over a vacant seat of power? Sex & Intrigue? Hundreds of tertiary characters? A weird pre-occupation with food? That's right, it's Improvised Star Trek.
Improvised June 16, 2013 (after the season 3 finale) from a suggestion by David Kramlich via facebook.*
Hurdy-Gurdy GOT theme courtesy of youtuber Cherni Grissom.
Wedding band was portrayed by Cover Stories.
*Rita King & Captain Owl scene recorded 2014-03-13
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, so let me get this right. We're gonna play musical chairs, and the last chair is going to be the captain's chair, and then whoever does that is going to captain while Baxter's out. I think this is fair. |
| 0:24.2 | Why do I agree to this? You're refereeing. You're not in this competition. What? I'm not even |
| 0:29.3 | up for captain? We need someone to play the music and cut it off. It can't be someone who's playing. |
| 0:33.4 | We need an authoritative figure to officiate this contest. |
| 0:38.3 | You're the highest ranking officer here, so obviously you should judge the contest of who should be captain. |
| 0:42.3 | And don't you want the captain to have the best commander in the whole? |
| 0:46.3 | Oh, you nailed me there, Greg. All right. |
| 0:49.3 | Good one, Greg. |
| 0:50.3 | Computer, can I get a hurdy-gurdy please? |
| 0:56.1 | Okay, so we just walk around. |
| 0:59.7 | Then we're walking around. |
| 1:01.5 | And we're walking. |
| 1:02.4 | We're walking. |
| 1:03.4 | I'm walking. |
| 1:04.3 | I usually float. |
| 1:05.1 | This is weird. |
| 1:06.6 | Greg, you're doing a great job, though. |
| 1:08.5 | Thank you. |
| 1:09.7 | Oh my gosh, he walks so cute! |
| 1:11.6 | I never noticed how kind of gross and atrophied his legs are. |
| 1:15.6 | Oh, but he looks like he's gonna fall over at any moment. |
| 1:18.6 | Oh, look, he's mouthing left, right, left right. |
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