Ep 84. Pile poppers

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic tells Laura of a woeful start to her birthday with an aggressive pile, diarrhea and sickness along side a cheeky little bit of child tantruming in-between. This week's episode comes with a trigger warning as there is the discussion of abortion and a story from one lovely listener. Please keep sending in your stories, agony aunts and voice notes to [email protected] or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There's something so romantic about winter and I don't know whether that's just because
0:05.4	I'm a bit of a homebody and I love a 5th.
0:08.0	But I think it's just the holiday period, it's just for me, it's the most romantic period.
0:14.2	And I think anyone who's listened to my records will know that I'm quite a big fan of romance.
0:18.8	Joy in every sip with red carp snout back at Starbucks.
0:27.0	Bring the bar home with you this holiday season with the new Tails cocktails, an exclusive
0:32.1	range of ready-to-serve cocktails with all the flavor and complexity of handmade cocktails.
0:37.0	Yet none of the work!
0:38.5	Crafted with the highest quality top shelf spirits.
0:41.4	Vicardi Rum 42 below vodka, Bombay Sapphire gin and Dewa's blended scotch whiskey.
0:47.3	Tails cocktails offer bar quality cocktails, simply served.
0:51.0	What's that ice? Shake shake, pour and enjoy your Tails cocktail.
0:58.0	It's time to chat some ballaks about fan-eat-its and bum.
1:02.0	No toothpicks or the limit for these potty mouths found ones.
1:06.0	So tell us all your secrets we'd like to share the truth.
1:10.0	Bad Saggy tits and inner warts and ice cubes up your roof.
1:14.0	No holes bartered.
1:18.0	Got a little scab on me nice.
1:25.0	Don't make excuses for picking your nose, Vic.
1:29.0	You skank.
1:31.0	I am a skank.
1:32.0	Hello Laura.
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