Bring the bar home with you this holiday season with the new Tails cocktails, an exclusive

range of ready-to-serve cocktails, with all the flavor and complexity of handmade cocktails.

Yet none of the work!

Crafted with the highest quality top shelf spirits.

Picardy Rum 42 Below Vodka Bombay Sapphire Gin and Jewers blended Scotch Whiskey.

Tails cocktails offers bar quality cocktails, simply served.

What's that ice? Shake, shake, pour and enjoy your Tails cocktail!

I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses.

I love walking with the dog for long periods of time, hopefully it's snowing and you've

got to wrap up warm.

So I think a frozen nose is a sweaty armpit because your wrap top is so warm but then

you're climbing hamps and heath and you get to the top and you're like, oh, then you

can see the breath but then your nose is still freezing to top.

Joy in every sip with red carp snout back at Starbucks.

It's time to chat some ballaks about fan-eat-its and bum.

No topic is off the limit for these potty mouths found buns.

So tell us all your secrets we'd like to share the truth.

Bad saggy tits and inner warts and ice cubes up your oof.

No holes, but hello, hello.

Very big welcome.

Half time. Half time.

It's half time.

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