Ep. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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0:00.0	What's up everybody it's Bert still in Serbia shooting the machine
0:04.0	And I wanted to give you a heads up and let you know that tickets for the birdie boy relapse world tour are on sale right now at
0:11.0	Burpurper.com get your tickets. I'll see you on the road
0:14.1	We've added a bunch of shows and enjoyed today's episode
0:19.9	And that motherfucker's sitting there like this
0:21.9	I was like hey hey
0:26.9	Not because he goes he goes like this I do not talk like that. I said I was like yes you do
0:33.9	And I don't go I don't go
0:37.9	That's a good one hundred percent
0:45.2	Well, that's how this is well-come
0:47.2	And then the people who are watching the program of the day I'm here with my partner Garfrey
0:54.2	Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you. I'm sure everything is good. All good. All good
1:01.2	Also
1:04.2	I like your support. Thank you very well very well
1:09.2	Interesting. Thank you very aggressive. Sometimes. Yeah, well very comic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, normally. Yeah, I
1:18.2	A Gordon that's sitting there. Yeah, but it was to film his movie with his friends
1:24.6	So thank you very much for the day and
1:27.7	For once I don't have a super Gordon. I sent out. Yeah, yeah
1:33.6	How do you say oh no? No, no, no, no, no, no, you look good
1:38.0	Do you have any chicken? Super good. Yea it is good
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