How I wish this was me.

So I was at McDonald's drive through this morning, and the lady behind me continuously

hooded at me and flipped me off because I was taking too long to order.

Once she ordered, I asked the cashier what her order was, so I paid for her food.

I continued to the next window, and she leaned out of her window, looking all crazy at

me because the teller told her I paid for her food.

She felt very embarrassed and avoided my, through the rear view mirror eye contact.

When I got to the last window to get my food, I showed the assistant both my receipts

and took her food too.

I paid for it.

It's mine.

Once she has to go around again and wait even longer, she's going to learn today.

Welcome to Tewing the Fat.

Welcome to it.

We're going to have to.

I mean, we're going to talk about Elon, possibly starting another social media site.

We have to talk about the Oscars, holy cow.

I was a lot to cover on that.

Well, man, this weekend was a who died today, plethora.

So I mean, I think as we just start there, who died today, or the last two or three days?

I mean, we had Madeline Albright, former secretary of state.

She passed away at 84 years of age, and if you were wondering when you were driving

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