Democrats are concerned the public is not paying attention to the Senate trial of Donald

Trump on charges.

He did some damn thing or other while he was talking on the phone to the president of

somewhere about the fact that the Democrat frontrunners utterly corrupt.

Democrats fear people may not watch the trial because they're too busy with their new

high-paying jobs, where their soaring investment portfolios were spending time with family members

who weren't going to war because all our enemies are afraid of us.

And of course, if the public doesn't pay attention, they won't understand what an emergency

it is that Trump did whatever the hell he's supposed to have done in between solving all

the nation's problems.

So to ensure the public finds the proceedings as gripping and urgent as Democrats are pretending

to, Democrat leaders are discussing ways to make the trial as entertaining as other Democrat

shows, like those Hollywood awards ceremonies where millionaire movie stars tell us how stupid

we are or those library story hours where people with sexual disorders try to pervert our

children.

For instance, they began the trial with a solemn procession from the House of Representatives

to the Senate, but this went awry when people demanded Nancy Pelosi take off her clothes

so they could pelt her with rotten vegetables and shout shame like in Game of Thrones.

Now trying to strike a lighter mood, Democrats have composed an upbeat impeachment theme song

with the rousing opening lyrics, the economy's great, and foreign policy swell, so we're

charging the president with something, something, something.

Democrats say they hope they can get the lyrics to rhyme and time for the next session.

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