Ep. 829 - Once Upon a Time in Pelosi's Mind

The Andrew Klavan Show

Society & Culture

4.8 • 22.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0	President Trump has signed a preliminary trade deal with China, causing economic experts who
0:05.2	said such a deal was impossible to quit their economic expert jobs and go into other professions
0:10.3	like doing street mime for spare change and scooping ice cream at cold stones where they get
0:14.8	to break into song every time someone leaves a tip. Trump signed the deal in a public ceremony
0:19.7	with Chinese vice premier Lu Hee saying he thought Lu Hee was, quote, a great little yellow guy,
0:25.1	despite that squinty eye, look, they all have that makes them seem kind of shifty to get to know them.
0:30.8	Unquote. In the deal, the Chinese agree to buy over $200 billion in US goods, including $435 million
0:40.8	cheap plastic dolls made in China. They'll also provide protection for US intellectual property
0:46.1	by sending us 330 million baggies containing plastic mustaches and rubber noses that intellectual
0:52.0	property can wear as a disguise so it can escape from China without being stolen. China has also
0:57.9	agreed to purchase $32 billion in US agricultural goods, including $675 million of takeout cashew
1:05.1	chicken, though Trump said he would throw in the fortune cookies for free. In return, President
1:10.0	Trump has promised to stop saying the word China in that sharp derogatory way he has and will quit
1:15.6	rolling his eyes whenever Chinese negotiators pretend to agree to things, also no more Hong Kong
1:20.5	jokes. Senator Chuck Schumer said he was unhappy with the China deal, sobbing loudly. Senator
1:25.6	Schumer told his therapist, quote, President Trump is supposed to be a great deal maker,
1:29.7	but he caved in the minute the Chinese gave him everything he wanted. He has repeatedly promised
1:35.0	to lower taxes, cut regulations, and negotiate new trade deals. And while yes, he's done all those
1:40.3	things, he still hasn't dropped by my house for bagels like he said he would, unquote. Bernie
1:45.2	Sanders also attacked the deal, saying it would only serve 4% of the population, namely people who
1:51.2	live in the United States. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin, and this is the Andrew Clayvin
2:17.6	of the United States.
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