Ep. 820 - Ho Ho Ho-Hum
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2019
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | At this magical Christmas season of the year, it's good to remember what Jesus told us. He said, |
| 0:04.5 | love your enemies. We should ask ourselves, what the hell was that guy talking about? |
| 0:08.8 | After all, when one thinks of all the years in which left-wingers branded us racist and deplorable |
| 0:13.5 | and scolded us for being uncivil whenever we fought back, when we think of all the times left |
| 0:17.7 | distinctions censored us and shouted us down and even staged riots to attack us and then claimed |
| 0:23.2 | we were a threat to American freedoms when we remember how they made movies and wrote books and |
| 0:27.7 | articles mocking our patriotism and trying to insulate our enemies for criticism and then suddenly |
| 0:32.7 | dragged out the flag when it came time to overturning our votes with a species impeachment plan. |
| 0:37.5 | Well, it's easy to imagine it would be fun to drag some of these people out of the capital |
| 0:42.1 | with the New York Times building, whichever was closer, tar and feather them, tie them to a rail, |
| 0:46.8 | carry them down to the Potomac with a Hudson, whichever was closer, all the while cheering at the |
| 0:51.5 | site of their much-deserved humiliation and finally hurl them into the river where they belong |
| 0:55.9 | and point and laugh as they're swept out to sea in the debris-filled water while occasionally |
| 1:00.2 | also pelting them with rotten fruit and vegetables and maybe a few crumpled up newspapers and maybe |
| 1:04.5 | a few crumpled up anchor people from the news networks. Did I already say we could point and laugh |
| 1:09.1 | at them? I think I did, but there's no reason we couldn't point and laugh at them some more until |
| 1:13.2 | they're finally washed out of sight leaving this great country they in no way deserve better, |
| 1:17.8 | free or richer, more powerful and more united than ever before. I forgot where I was going with this. |
| 1:23.7 | Oh yeah, Jesus said love your enemies, so I guess we can't do any of that. So like Mary Christmas, |
| 1:30.2 | trigger warning, I'm Andrew Klavin, this is the Andrew Klavin Show. |
| 2:00.0 | So this is it, this is my last show before the Klavin-less Christmas begins. Those of you who |
| 2:05.2 | have Christ in your lives will of course receive more joy and blessing of the season than even I can |
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