Democrats are hoping the impeachment of Donald Trump will distract Americans from a growing scandal

among their party, namely the fact that Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren are the

front runners in the 2020 presidential primaries. DNC leader Fuzzy McNonauts says he himself was shocked

to hear the news from the campaign trail in a statement delivered in the stall of a gas station

men's room where he was sitting on the toilet sobbing uncontrollably. Mr. McNonaut told the

ghost of his late mother quote, our candidates are an old communist, a fake Indian,

anaghy, whose eyeball explodes when he's talking nonsense. When I said I thought anybody could

beat Donald Trump, I meant any reasonably appealing intelligent person with some actual idea about

how to lead the country. I didn't realize I had to specify that, but I guess I did, unquote.

Responding to reports that impeachment news was obscuring his campaign to Biden woke with his

start and responded quote, it's great to be wherever I am and I'm looking forward to sinking my

teeth into America's problems just as soon as I find my teeth not to mention America's problems.

Meanwhile, I just hope our teachers are touching children because you have to touch children.

At least I have to. What were we talking about? Unquote.

Communist Bernie Sanders said he couldn't imagine why Democrats would try to hide his candidacy.

He then promised to leap into his delorean and travel back in time to warn Trotsky to stay away

from Stalinists with ice picks wandering around the parking lot looking for his delorean

Sanders said quote, I know if I can just change history like Michael Fox didn't back to the future,

communism will work great. Unquote. Elizabeth Warren's campaign meanwhile

continued into a in a free fall caused by her tactical error of explaining to voters what she

was actually planning to do. Always a mistake with Democrats. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew

Clayton and this is the Andrew Clayton Show.

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