Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, GO!

We'll tell you exactly what we think is wrong with Waldorf schools plus ghost slash aliens and much more. Let's go!

Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan, Morris, boy detective, I'm sitting here, I'm going to tell you exactly what we think is wrong with Waldorf schools.

Plus, ghost slash aliens and much more. Let's go!

Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

I'm sitting here, I feel comfortable.

You know why? I got some hot cider.

My wife made me some hot cider, sure, very folksy.

Do you like how I'm wearing a sweater? It's like a sort of a warm, fall colored sweater.

I do like that. I like that a lot.

It's a crew neck and it's got some elbow patches.

And what's nice about it is that with this cider, it gives me a good warm fall feeling.

Yeah, you look a real New Englander.

Mmm, that is good.

Let's put on a burrow lives record and sing along.

You know what I mean, Jordan?

I'm wearing my festive fall white t-shirt.

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