Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

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It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart

Jordan Morris, boy detective, with us, writer, improviser

Marin, former Marin County California resident

You're titled these days as head writer for funnier.com is that right?

I'm not the head writer

You're our writer for funnier.com, Seth Morris, welcome to the program

Thanks for having me

It seems like the odd descriptor out in that was Marin resident

That's important stuff, because here's the thing

You know this, our audience probably doesn't know this, my wife Teresa

It was born and raised in Marin County in California, which is the county immediately north of San Francisco

Most of it is very Tony, most of it is very lefty

It is sort of the definitional affluent new AG, et cetera, et cetera

Now I have to say, I should insert here that Teresa's family has lived in Marin a long time, like multiple many generations

And Teresa's family is actually moderately blue collar

But they're comfortable in this milieu, there's no doubt about that

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