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It's hardcore history.

How far would you go to save the life of your son?

It's a question worth asking because in our modern, some would say, sheltered lives.

We don't really ever have to face those kinds of life or death questions at all, now do we?

The idea of stealing a magical weapon from a group of thieves, calling themselves the red

brands to free your son from a wizard's curse might be unthinkable to us.

Yet that is exactly what four dads set out to do on a cold night in the forests outside

water deep. Now the plan was, and I'm pulling from a number of sources here,

to take a page out of Germany's playbook during the Battle of Bollumov, where on the 31st of January

1915, they deployed poison gas on the battlefield. These dads would engage in their own form of

chemical warfare by attempting to use their minivan to smoke out the red brand hideout with

vape juice infused with drug flowers. Lest you think they would be affected themselves, well,

they had a plan for that. One of the fathers, I believe I read somewhere it was,

Daryl Wilson, told the others that urine would stop the effects of the smoke saying, quote,

if you pee on a cloth, I was listening to hardcore history and they peed on their faces.

Now those of you who are familiar with this program will know. I've never said anything about

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