Dungeons and Datties is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grown-ups.

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Live from Neverwinter, this is Gartock, I'm Gartock.

Today I'm talking about the four extraterrestrials in the white metal behemoth making their way

across the forgotten realms.

If anyone's heard anything about these four aliens, I am taking calls.

If you got anything to say, just call out of your window very loudly and I will hear you.

Oh, we got a caller.

Oh, it is definitely for 13 barrels of beer.

They say it was a derrile barrel special, but I don't feel so special in the end.

That is not helpful.

Does anyone else have a lead on them?

Oh, yep, we got another caller.

You're on with Gartock.

They freed me from prison.

They seemed pretty chill to me.

Well, given that they murdered my son, let's agree to disagree on that.

Caller, you're on Gartock. What do you got?

Ooh, yes, it was very curious, but the many tombs I had within my library, which I carried upon my back.

After checking out several books and getting a stern warning from me that

failure to bring them back within the other time a result in their utter demise,

they decided to go to the city of Waterdeep, where they were immediately accosted by a band of brigands.

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