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Slack.com slash THQ. Now that Hillary Clinton's bid for the presidency is beginning to sink

into a bubbling, noxious, cesspit of lies and corruption, Democrat voters have begun

to turn toward lunatic socialist Bernie Sanders. Sanders has been especially appealing to young

people who have invented hip, youthful slogans for the candidate, like feel the burn and

we're putting you on burn notice. And dude, I got so stone last night I think I might

have voted for Bernie Sanders. Now since many of these young Sanders supporters might not

actually know anything, the Andrew Klaven show now presents this handy-primmer what is

socialism. Socialism is a system for eradicating economic inequality by enslaving people and

making them poor. Socialism brings everyone to the same level just as in other states of

human equality, like death and actually death and socialism are the only two examples of

human equality I can think of. You may ask how does socialism work? It's magic of enslavement

and poverty to make us all as equal as we will be when we die. Well, picture an island in

the blue Caribbean with a natives lived in shabby huts, eking out a subsistence by fishing

in little boats called little boats. One day, one of these natives has an idea. Let's

call him Thomas Alva Holabaganda Salamanundi Sagumda Ray or Tom for short. Tom decides to

stop fishing for a day and work on his idea because he doesn't fish, he goes hungry.

The other natives mock him. They say, ha ha, Thomas Alva Holabaganda Salamanundi Sagumdarei

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