It's Halloween, which means overexcited children pretending to be what they're not will be

coming around your house asking you to give them your stuff.

So it's kind of like the Democrat primaries.

There'll be monsters, witches, vampires, and ghosts everywhere.

So it's kind of like the Democrat primaries.

You'll go out and spend your hard-earned money on treats and then spoiled brass.

We'll come to your house and demand that you give those treats to them, or they'll put

destructive tricks on him.

So it's sort of like the Democrat primaries.

This year's popular costumes include a walking dead man who will devour your brains, a screeching

harpy whose hideous demeanor will paralyze you with fear and disgust, and a succubus,

one of those female spirits who drain you of your life force.

Those are the Bernie Sanders Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren costumes respectively.

There's also a Pete Buttigieg costume where you look normal until someone gets up close

and then you suddenly become terrifying, and of course the Joe Biden costume in which

you become a ghost of your former self and everyone can see right through you.

Halloween has a long tradition based on ancient superstitions and irrational beliefs.

So it's sort of like the Democrat primaries.

The word Halloween means all-Hallos eve and comes on the eve of all Hallows' day when

believers honor the saints who are dead people whose power is still felt on earth, sort

of like Democrat voters, only good.

Over time, the holiday developed its present-fund traditions where young people dress up in various

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