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Slack.com slash DHQ. Responding to Republican complaints that the so-called impeachment

investigation has been a secretive and dishonest process meant to deny the president due process

so Democrats can control information in order to manipulate public opinion, House Democrats

had introduced a resolution to make the investigation a public and dishonest process meant

to deny the president due process so they can control information in order to manipulate

public opinion. Denying that the entire proceeding was a charade, Democrats said it was instead

a first-word rhymes with hair, second-word two syllables, first syllable rhymes with ear,

second syllable ring until reporters guessed they were conveying the phrase fair hearing

after the answer was slipped to them by anonymous intelligence committee sources named

SHIFT. While up until now Democrats had said it was perfectly fair to question witnesses

in a locked room forbidding Republicans to release information while Democrats continually

leaked slanted stories to a collusive press under the new resolution they said they would

use the word public and do process more often while essentially carrying on as before.

Speaking to the lipstick canister she had just accidentally stuck in her forehead Nancy

Pelosi said quote, I don't know what else Republicans can want before we weren't even

pretending to be fair and now we are pretending. Plus Adam Schiff is in charge and I trust him

so much I absolutely know he'll return my wristwatch one of these days and maybe it's

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