Ep 79 - Type 2 Liabetes
I'm Grand Mam
Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby
4.7 • 857 Ratings
🗓️ 4 July 2022
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
The lads are are still recovering after Dublin Pride having hosted the main stage at Mother but still have the energy to divulge the details of the weekends’ antics. Kevin also finds the energy to have a go at the PR companies for being cheapskates and only sending bits to PJ because he lives in Dublin.
They then go from reality to the world of fiction and discuss everything to do with telling lies. Growing up gay they had to lie about who they were in order to protect themselves which makes them question if it is okay to lie sometimes. They also dress Kevin’s lying compulsion and he comes clean about his condition and read out chaotic lies submitted by listeners which makes them feel better about their lie-telling tendencies.
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| 0:48.6 | I was always very good at spellings, but during the week early, if you follow me on Instagram, |
| 0:53.6 | spelled electrician wrong. |
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| 0:55.9 | No, I haven't been able to lay it down. |
| 0:57.2 | I know it was the best day in my life. |
| 0:59.0 | Was it? |
| 0:59.6 | Because you always be like, |
| 1:01.2 | oh and they're smelling that wrong. |
| 1:02.3 | So many people would message me and were like |
| 1:03.8 | and you'd be giving out to PG about his spelling |
| 1:05.6 | and I'm like, do I? |
| 1:06.8 | Yeah, babe. Why would I even give you what your spelling? Your handwriting, yeah. Yeah, you spat on me one day and goes |
| 1:11.3 | You're giving dyslexia. |
| 1:12.9 | I didn't. |
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