Ep. 79: Turning One, It Ain't About the Baby

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2014

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa discover the answer to the question, “Who is the first birthday for anyway?” It's us! So, where's our bounce house? Biz’s younger self is disgusted with her older self’s view on Halloween candy, Theresa may have a screw loose when it comes to finding appropriate toys for her children to play with, and we ask you to declare if you are Team Pouch or Team Dirty Banana. Plus, we talk making mom friends (and dad friends!) with one of the creators of MomMeetMom.

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.
0:18.1	This week on One Bad Mother, we celebrate First Birthdays.
0:21.5	This is getting too old for this shit. Theresa may have a screw
0:24.6	loose and we talk with Meg Gertson of the website Mom Meet Mom.
0:29.2	Woo! Back to the old Woos.
0:34.0	Welcome back, woo!
0:35.0	Can I say something just right off the bat?
0:38.0	Please. Please.
0:39.0	Fuck Halloween.
0:40.0	Fuck daylight savings.
0:42.0	Fuck having them both in the same
0:45.0	fucking weekend.
0:47.0	And just fuck all of it.
0:49.0	And the whole world right now.
0:51.0	Yeah, would you like to sleep or not sleep or have candy
0:54.9	aid and not sleeping or pretty much any of those things?
0:58.8	How was it for that morning? Because you know, Ellis' eyes want to...
1:04.0	My comment on it is...
1:05.0	Who gives the shit with daylight savings if you have a kid who doesn't fucking sleep already?
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