Ep. 78: Zombie Apocalypse!

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2014

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

On a very special Halloween episode of One Bad Mother, we talk zombie-apocalypse-readiness! (...A.K.A. emergency preparedness!) Clearly, we are prepared to have a three-day-supply of water and eat people. Theresa solves bedwetting forever and Biz spins a genius moment out of anything that will spin. Plus, we summon the ghost of John Hodgman to judge us as moms, only to discover that the real monster is the creator of baby food puree pouches!

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.
0:18.6	This week on a very special Halloween episode of One Bad Mother.
0:23.0	zombies!
0:24.0	How will we survive when the end comes?
0:26.0	Plus, Biz says,
0:28.0	if it's round, spin it round.
0:30.0	Theresa solves the bedwetting problem forever and we get judged by Judge John Hodgman.
0:36.0	Oohhoo!
0:40.0	That's the only reason we have a podcast is so that we can do fun holiday episodes.
0:47.0	Oh, a Halloween episode.
0:50.0	A ghost!
0:52.0	The period hunt is haunted.
0:55.0	Somebody recently
0:57.0	emailed or tweeted or something, the word Period Hut back to me
1:01.0	in regards to the show.
1:02.0	And I was like, that is pretty damn funny.
1:05.0	It is funny. We're great. We're fucking hilarious. We come up with great funny stuff all the time.
1:11.0	Oh, it's Halloween every day around here.
1:14.0	Theresa, how are you?
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