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Slack.com slash DHQ. It's time to check in on the Democratic presidential field because

laughter is the best medicine. The field seems to have narrowed itself down to a cigar store

in Indian, a guy whose eye keeps exploding while his teeth fall out, the stuffed remains

of a communist who unfortunately passed away of a heart attack, and of course the gay guy

whom no one will vote for because we just don't want to see his husband on the cover

of Vogue under the headline America's new first lady, so to speak. The cigar girl, chief

Elizabeth Warren, has now announced that she will pay for the 800 gazillion in new spending

she's proposing by taxing the wealthy until the wealthy leave the country so they not only

can't be taxed but they're no longer investing in American companies so now you're out of

work and actually need government assistance. But there is none because all the wealthy

people are gone so Warren will then tax you to pay you for the fact that you're poor

from being overtaxed. The late Bernie Sanders was carried to New York and propped up in

front of a crowd while Alexandria occasional cortex endorsed him. The late Sanders will

now have to face questions as to why he was endorsed by a member of Congress who continually

says ignorant, nonsensical things like I endorse Bernie Sanders. Joe Biden has released

a statement saying there was absolutely nothing wrong with his son Hunter interrupting

a life of horing and drug use to accept high paying jobs he wasn't qualified for but was

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