In an amazing leap forward for women's sports, women are being beaten at women's sports by other women who happen to be men.

In the latest triumph for the ladies, a biological male cyclist set a world record for women cycling by a man,

all women who were men shared this historic achievement saying,

soon women would become so good at sports that there would be no women left in sports at all.

The record-breaking cyclist is named Rachel McKinnon,

sometimes known by his friends as Rachel Wink-Wink McKinnon,

or sometimes Rachel, a huge dog McKinnon.

He pointed out in an interview that it was not fair to accept him as a woman in every other branch of life

and then ban him from women's sports, a statement that proved the old rule of logic,

that if you start a syllogism with a false premise,

everything that follows it will be true, as in the true syllogism,

if grass is purple, then up is down, or the true syllogism,

if Rachel McKinnon is a woman, he should be able to participate in women's sports.

The revolution in women's sports that has done so much for women who happen to be men

has spread to weightlifting where transgender lifter Laurel Hubbard somehow managed to win two gold medals in the Pacific Games

and mixed martial arts fighting where transgender fighter Fallon Fox broke his female opponent's skull,

giving hope to wife beaters everywhere that they may soon be able to go pro.

In track and field, women runners who are men have managed to take scholarships away from women runners who are women,

proving another old adage, there's a sucker born every minute.

The transgender revolution may soon transform other fields such as science, math, and of course child sexual abuse.

Democrats say they are so inspired by the amazing feats of women who aren't women

that they may nominate Elizabeth Warren to run for president in 2020 in order to ensure we have our first woman president, Donald Trump.

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