Infants calling colab. Come in colab. Infants calling colab. Come in colab.

This is colab. What is wanted?

Infants having been curious and playfully engaged in all things desire further whatever you got for me

by revisiting some of my favorite mini-sodes and something something about a veil.

Keep on listening then. And your request shall be granted. All for the greater good.

All for the greater good.

This is Infants on Thrones.

Welcome back to Infants on Thrones. I'm Glenn Osland and I'm going to share with you a blog that I wrote back in October 2010.

And if you search for it you can find it on the Mormon Expression blog site.

This was an experience that I actually had in a priesthood elder's quorum.

Every once in a while there is a lesson where they have to be very serious about the terrible problem of pornography.

This was probably one of the most entertaining lessons that I ever sat in and so I wrote a blog about it and I want to share it with you today.

So that's what we're going to do. Hang on.

This post contains a list of language and disturbing images but nothing that hasn't been taught in at least one elder's quorum lesson on pornography.

Continue at your own discretion.

Several years ago I had the elder's quorum lesson of a lifetime.

Our instructor was a convert of about three years and he was in the military.

Now I tell you this so that you'll understand why he thought that the shock and awe approach was the best one to take.

He also hadn't been fully acculturated into the Mormon culture to understand the subtle and not so subtle nuances of what is and is not appropriate to say out loud or perhaps to even think quietly and keep inside your own head.

So for the sake of everyone's edification and as a sort of infant son thrones public service announcement I would like to humbly share with you today some recommendations on what is and is not an appropriate way to teach about this filthy and disgusting cancer on society within the hallowed and sometimes annoyingly fuzzy walls of a Mormon meeting house.

Appropriate in today's day and age with the internet pornography is more pervasive than ever it is a filthy and disgusting cancer on society not appropriate.

The internet is a real son of a bitch if you want to look something up all you have to do is Google 15 year old girls covered in semen and boom there it is.

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