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Slack.com slash DHQ. There's been a lot of talk about impeachment lately. For instance, Adam

Schiff recently issued a statement saying, quote, I'm not someone who ordinarily talks about

impeachment while I'm going to the bathroom, but in this case, I'll make the same exception

I've made every day since November of 2016, unquote. But what is impeachment? How does

it work? And why does Adam Schiff look like that? Is it like a curse or a disease or something

or the result of some sort of accident? Maybe that's beside the point. The point is,

it's time for a civics lesson on how impeachment works. Impeachment is a process for removing

a president from office so that Mike Pence will become president and outlaw rainbows so

that all the unicorns will come and stab him, and then your party will have the power instead

of the bad orange party. The process of impeachment is laid out in articles one and two of the

constitution, and before the process of impeachment can begin, each member of the House

of Representatives must assign an intern to find a copy of the constitution and pretend

to have read it. Then the congressman himself must stare at the articles until the liquor

kicks in and the words blur and become meaningless. Of course, he will have already done that

with the rest of the constitution before taking office.

Article 2 says the president can be impeached for treason, bribery, or other high crimes

in misdemeanors such as being Republican or attempting to stop the slow spread of federal

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