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Slack.com slash DHQ. Meanwhile, in the United Kingdom, the European Union is announced

it is refusing to give Britain back to Britain. EU President Ivan Power from the Make

Believe country of Makebelivia says the British people's vote to leave the EU is tantamount

to an act of war, and as a result, he will from now on start wearing a pickle-how, which

is one of those German helmets with a spike on top, which not only looks marvelous on

him, but allows him to store important papers by putting them on the spike. President

Power released a statement by firing it from a cannon in the general direction of London,

saying, quote, the British people voted to give their country to Europe, and they can't

just come over here to Brussels and take it back when we're not finished ruling it.

All through European history, the British have been spoil sports who refuse to participate

in European-wide events like the Inquisition, the Thirty Years War, the Napoleonic Conquest,

the surrender to Hitler, and of course the collaboration in the Nazi destruction of the

Jews. Why can't they just play along like the rest of us?

British members of Parliament joined with President Power by voting to censure the British

people for stupidly voting against the interests of British elites who wish to retain their

grasp on power without the responsibility of actual governance. In a move to block Brexit,

British opposition leader Simon Peter Collins, Simon Harry Luttington Collins, Peter III,

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